Funny Jokes
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| Blonde Vending Machine A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in seventy cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. |
Blind Man is Here A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man here to see you," she says. |
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| Farmers Watermelons A farmer in the country side has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local villages kids have been helping themselves to a feast. |
Family of Tomatoes A family of three tomatoes were walking down the street one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. |
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| The Parking Ticket I went to the super market the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. |
Magicians Parrot A magician was performing on a cruise ship and each night while he was performing his pet parrot kept saying "its up his sleeve" " its in his pocket"... |
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| The Sleeping Carriage A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. |
FBI Dog A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. |
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| Not So Dumb Blonde A blonde is sitting on a plane next to an annoying, pushy businessman. The man asks her if she would like to play a game. |
Got any grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" |
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| Dearly Departed A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and began heading back to his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. |
Doctor and the Lawyer A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly being interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. |
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| Twelve Inch Pianist A guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. |
Camouflage Training During camouflage training in Louisiana, a soldier disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. |
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| The Three Sons Three sons left home and went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. |
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