Funny Jokes
- Family of Tomatoes
- A family of three tomatoes were walking down the street one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.
- The Parking Ticket
- I went to the super market the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
- Magicians Parrot
- A magician was performing on a cruise ship and each night while he was performing his pet parrot kept saying "its up his sleeve" " its in his pocket"...
- The Sleeping Carriage
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
- FBI Dog
- A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
- Not So Dumb Blonde
- A blonde is sitting on a plane next to an annoying, pushy businessman. The man asks her if she would like to play a game.
- Got any grapes?
- A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
- Dearly Departed
- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and began heading back to his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
- Doctor and the Lawyer
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly being interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
- Twelve Inch Pianist
- A guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano.
- Camouflage Training
- During camouflage training in Louisiana, a soldier disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
- The Three Sons
- Three sons left home and went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.