Funny Jokes
- Blonde Train
- There's a blonde, redhead and a brunette and they decided to go hunting. The brunette went out and came back with a deer.
- Paper Shredder
- The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" said the secretary.
- Doctors Results
- A man has been feeling ill so he goes to his doctor for a complete check up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
- Couples Anniversary
- It was a couples 25th anniversary. The wife says "Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed that i didnt talk for an hour?"
- Bad News First
- A man goes in to see his doctor for a check up. After running some tests the doctor comes out of the back room.
- Hamburger Joint
- A man walks into a hamburger joint and orders a hamburger with fries. Five minutes later the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and he notices there's a small hair in the hamburger.
- On the Roof
- How do you get a blonde girl on the roof?
- Amish Driver
- An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
- Teaching Son Manners
- A mother was making lunch in the kitchen, listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
- Hit the Lawyer
- There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him.
- Wisdom Tooth
- One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract a wisdom tooth.
- Redneck Vacation
- Billy Bob and Samson were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Samson, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
- Invited to Dinner
- A girl asked her new boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
- Sherlock Holmes
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a big dinner and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. A few hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
- Computer Diagnosis
- One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
- Mexican Bungee Jumping
- Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know man, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."
- Chicken Bone
- A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She orders the chicken plate and starts to eat. Eating too fast she begins to choke on a chicken bone.
- The Secret Box
- Never before had Mary looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.
- The Burglar
- Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but froze suddenly in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"
- Pearly Gates
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
- Have you been drinking?
- A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to step out of the car.
- Frog calls Psychic
- Recently, the Psychic Hotline launched a special hotline for frogs.
- Had to take your car
- After spending most of the day shopping, a couple returns to the parking lot to find their car has been stolen. They rush to the police station to file a full police report.
- Slap and Kiss
- A young Technician and his Manager board a train. They look and look but can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
- Blonde Vending Machine
- A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in seventy cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
- Blind Man is Here
- A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man here to see you," she says.
- Farmers Watermelons
- A farmer in the country side has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local villages kids have been helping themselves to a feast.