Hamburger Joint

A man walks into a hamburger joint and orders a hamburger with fries. Five minutes later the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and he notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on in the kitchen!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his dismay, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."