Have you been drinking?
| A police officer
pulls a man over
for speeding and
asks him to step
out of the car.
After looking the
man over he says,
"Sir, I cant help
but notice your
eyes are
bloodshot. Have
you been
drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says loudly, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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