Have you been drinking?

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to step out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I cant help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says loudly, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


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