Pearly Gates
Recently a
teacher, a garbage
collector, and a
lawyer wound up
together at the
Pearly Gates. St.
Peter informed
them that in order
to get into
Heaven, they would
each have to
answer one
question.
St. Peter stared at the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that sank in 1912 after it crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let her through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer, "Name them."
St. Peter stared at the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that sank in 1912 after it crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let her through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer, "Name them."
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