Redneck Vacation

Billy Bob and Samson were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Samson, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Samson, "So, what ya gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."