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Teaching Son Manners



A mother was making lunch in the kitchen, listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went into the other room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for Two Hours!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the boy added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the Two Hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

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A mother was making lunch in the kitchen, listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.